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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>just your average jane. constantly stoned, thinking up funny shit.</description><title>Just Another Blazen Hazen</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @averagemaryjane)</generator><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>twitter</title><description>@thundercunttt
thats me, follow that shit bitches.
follow me like you’d follow a rainbow...</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/127339437</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/127339437</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:10:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahdrugs:</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/jMNF4rDz8obfeimroYuYvZd5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahdrugs.tumblr.com/post/122319123/completelynormal-humanpig-aliceemme" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahdrugs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/124897124</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/124897124</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:00:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahdrugs:</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/124273341/sbcEedaBqojkjnd9L6t86w1C&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahdrugs.tumblr.com/post/121134027/cypress-hill-hits-from-the-bong-hits-from-the" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahdrugs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/124273341</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/124273341</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:01:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>romantics:
(via cigz)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/voF06YSbjofynoi8wrP8OnGUo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://romantics.tumblr.com/post/119717481/via-cigz" target="_blank"&gt;romantics&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://cigz.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;cigz&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/123658604</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/123658604</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:00:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Should I continue thinking up shit? You guys diggin it?</title><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/123199484</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/123199484</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:29:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>iloveweed:
History of Weed</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Mlf2Mi3AaDA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Mlf2Mi3AaDA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iloveweed.tumblr.com/post/118726222/history-of-weed" target="_blank"&gt;iloveweed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;History of Weed&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/123141286</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/123141286</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 21:01:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This man has found a way to do what he loves: fuck tons of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/g9adR11Saoguswkr3EdjrzT4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This man has found a way to do what he loves: fuck tons of bitches, get super drunk and blazed and just have a fucking bom ass time, and get paid to write about it. In my eyes its a perfect way to ultimately sick it to the rents. They feed you this “we just want you to be happy bs” and well…he is on motherfucking cloud nine gettin his drink on. I would love to smoke with Tucker Max because well I love hearing awful stories from classic douchbags. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t applaud his behavior…I am your average girl who would probably fall head over heals for this jerk and read about our night together and try and cut off his penis. But these funny stories must be told. If anything his liver is going to fail by the time he is 43 and god only knows how many stds he has contracted (guys like him don’t wear condoms…) and then with all the cruel irony in the world he will fall in love with some girl and she will peace out and leave him to go get drunk and finger fuck a clown.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/122634664</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/122634664</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:01:12 -0400</pubDate><category>Tucker Max</category></item><item><title>Video</title><description>http://froomer.com/pop.php?framed=0&amp;type=video&amp;vh=stoner&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/122366167</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/122366167</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:31:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>siouxsie-q:

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/LAUahTeVNog6ws3r3mg5D3Roo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://siouxsie-q.tumblr.com/post/119750429" target="_blank"&gt;siouxsie-q&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://analogmedium.com/blog/2007/12/idle_hands2.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/122106367</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/122106367</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:33:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ok. This gang is notorious for their witty banter about NOTHING....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/g9adR11Saoguab7stX9aN0BKo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;ok. This gang is notorious for their witty banter about NOTHING. I would love to take a few gb’s with Jerry and his friends. I mean lets get real here, we all know they toke…their shows are about nothing remotely important and if anything, I have thought about each individual plot while high. I think the only reason they don’t make it public is its not a common past time for their demographic anymore. The 70’s are over for most but I have a feeling Cramer single handedly brought it back for the gang. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/122091458</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/122091458</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:02:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>oscuridad:

Kumar Patel: So, you like, smoke weed, then throw...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/8aHVbvNCSoest6emz7iAP7r2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://oscuridad.tumblr.com/post/119267181/kumar-patel-so-you-like-smoke-weed-then-throw" target="_blank"&gt;oscuridad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="noindent"&gt;Kumar Patel: So, you like, smoke weed, then throw people in jail for smoking weed? Thats so hypocritical, dude.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="noindent"&gt;George W. Bush: Do you like to give hand jobs?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="noindent"&gt;Kumar Patel: Uh, no.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="noindent"&gt;George W. Bush: Do you like to get hand jobs?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="noindent"&gt;Kumar Patel: Well, yeah!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="noindent"&gt;George W. Bush: That makes you a fuckin’ hypocriticizer too!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/122077072</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/122077072</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:31:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>if everyone smoked weed, we would have world peace.</title><description>(via hannahbby)</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/122062836</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/122062836</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:01:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>iloveweed:
Rich﻿ Hardesty - All My Friends Are Stoners</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s4LM8SmBpj4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s4LM8SmBpj4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iloveweed.tumblr.com/post/119081492/rich-hardesty-all-my-friends-are-stoners" target="_blank"&gt;iloveweed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Rich﻿ Hardesty - All My Friends Are Stoners&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/121514526</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/121514526</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:32:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>200 famous people who used to/do smoke weed.</title><description>iloveweed:


1. Barack Obama. El Presidente de Los Estados Unidos!

2. Bill Clinton “…but I didn’t...</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/121499642</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/121499642</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:02:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via lilgrasshoppa)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/H6yFJgGU4og2gbivtxAXbakvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://lilgrasshoppa.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;lilgrasshoppa&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/121484879</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/121484879</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:31:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Invention of the Snuggie (according to me)</title><description>Stoner 1: DUDE, lets fuckin toke and then order some wings for delivery.
Stoner 2: Dude, you got it...</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/121470860</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/121470860</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via cobralucha)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/m0pVs7ejZoeh7sffEOfUfwtxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://cobralucha.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;cobralucha&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/120910814</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/120910814</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 22:31:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via cobralucha)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/m0pVs7ejZofxak6bIG9wsdxDo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://cobralucha.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;cobralucha&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/120895068</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/120895068</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 22:01:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>OK. lets just one thing first right now..IF I EVER HAD THE...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/g9adR11Saofyziczt51Dxryao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;OK. lets just one thing first right now..IF I EVER HAD THE CHANCE TO SMOKE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS I WOULD NOT TAKE PICTURES AND SELL THEM. Its lame, plain and simple. 

But lets get real people. Now we know why he loves water so much. Cotton mouth is a real bitch. I guess Phelps is a super smart stoner because I would never think to jump into a water buffet.

And I really wish people would have given him a pat on the back. I don’t know about you, but me, after a few bong rips, consits of me on the couch getting my munch on…not swimming around super fast winning super bad ass medals. He needs a fucking medal for being an accomplished stoner… &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/120879185</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/120879185</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:31:20 -0400</pubDate><category>Michale Phelps</category></item><item><title>weedweedweed:

better than chocolate
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/yZ9zfIMqkofx7s014jymS1SXo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://weedweedweed.tumblr.com/post/119627900/better-than-chocolate" target="_blank"&gt;weedweedweed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;better than chocolate&lt;a href="http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg28/subnrg/goodweed.jpg?t=1244416698" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/120864454</link><guid>http://averagemaryjane.tumblr.com/post/120864454</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:01:23 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
