The Invention of the Snuggie (according to me)
Stoner 1: DUDE, lets fuckin toke and then order some wings for delivery.
Stoner 2: Dude, you got it all wrong. First you order, then you toke. That way when you get the munchies the door bell well ring. And ofcourse by then we will have forgoten all about our tasty treat so it will be one epically dank surprise.
Stoner 1: I am going to vote for you president.
Time passes, they toke, forget all about the wings, get the munchies and sit on the couch thinking of food they can eat without little prep effort, hear the door bell, answer it wondering who the fuck could that be interupting a classic afternoon wake and bake sess, see the wing man, get super excited, pay him, smoke him up for his tip and then begin to chow down…BUT WAIT.
Stoner 1: Dude, these are going to be fucking messy. My mom got me this kickass bunny sweater for Christmas.
Stoner 2: Ok, go get your bathrobe and wear it backwards. I am telling you we all did it before high school graduation and prom. Get high, Stay clean.
Stoner 1: (he goes and gets his robe and puts it on backwards) Dude, this is epic. Its fucking amazing. It pwns any napkin ever made. Its all warm and comfy and snuggie and shit.
FACT: 4 million Snuggies have been sold and the product has even developed a bizarre cult following (the snuggie bar crawl)
…and who said stoners could not amount to anything.
